Once I was asked:
"How was your trip to Asia?"
I thought about saying,
"It was nice."
But instead, this came out,
"Picture 66 million people packed into a relatively small country, plus at least another million in tourists indulging in a slothful, drunken manner everyday. Add in a full 6 week dose of digestive uncertainty and pain, a few close calls with war and bombings, formaldehyde in the beer, white sugar in EVERYTHING, and a perpetual wave of shit stench EVERYWHERE you go. Sprinkle that with one good sleep each over the entire trip, and cook at 35 degrees and humid with diesel in your face everyday."
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